By Kaelie Sweeney for Bedbible
Kaelie Sweeney told us about her magical ride on The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine. You can read her full article on Bedbible here.
My Verdict
The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was loud and proud. Vibrations quaked my whole body, and the rotating Uni Horn attachment imparted internal bliss. Though the power was too intense for my daily pleasure, I'll be reserving this Unicorn for theatrical occasions. I only wish the app control wasn't limited to a 30-foot distance. The whimsical design and humble attachments are enough to beckon beginners, while the motor reaches intensities to satiate even the most advanced users. Just don't expect to indulge in silence. It'd be perfect for those who crave more power than a wand can provide and don't mind donating floorspace to the cause.
My Experience With The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine
Enchanted
Sex machines are the cavalry of pleasure engineering, and I had never taken the reins of such power before. Let’s just say, I was sweating. Not just because it was heavy to carry into the house- 28.4 lbs. to be exact — intimidation brewed dewy beads upon my brow, until I unveiled the product. The whimsical design of The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine ignited my girlish excitement. After about a 5-minute setup (which is detailed in the How to Use section), I was ready to ride.
Taking the Reins
The Unicorn can be controlled using the corded remote or by app. It was simple to operate the Cowgirl 2.0 App, just by following this tutorial. A button on the physical remote powered on the machine and cycled through the 6 vibration patterns. Two dials adjusted vibrations and rotations independently. Each increment was marked by notches, but the dial could be switched to any point between measurements. This was a huge bonus, as I wished to ease into the full use of this machine.
Shockwaves
The lowest vibrations rumbled like a washing machine. The floor began to shake as vibrations intensified, and the highest setting amplified to 108 dB; this is comparable to the volume of a leaf blower. The Ethereal Clouds Mat only slightly dampened the ruckus. Vibrators are typically categorized as rumbly or buzzy, but The Unicorn was a totally different beast. The lowest setting sent vibes up my spine and quivered my upper lip. No, I’m not being hyperbolic. Half-power rattled my inner ears, and I only tested maximum power outside of physical use. If you love intense vibrations with full body stimulation, this is your dream come true.
Magic Hide
I began with the Magic Hide Silicone Attachment, a non-penetrative grinder, studded for stimulation. The 1.18-inch mound teased entry with pulsating pressure. It was the perfect preface to an anthology of pleasure. The manual suggests a use time of 15-minutes, so I allowed 30-minutes to cool down before switching to the Uni Horn Silicone Attachment. First, with the spring stem. The stem extended into the Uni Horn’s appendage, which enabled the rotation function.
Rotating Uni Horn
The Uni Horn Silicone Attachment was endowed with a 3.5-inch shaft, and the 1.5-inch diameter provided satiating fullness. Like the Magic Hide, The Uni Horn was blessed with a studded strip for tantalizing the vulva/perineum. I was nervous to try the rotation function, but the flexible spring resulted in a gentle massage. The plastic stem offered much firmer pressure. It would be perfect for those who love a rough ride. For more variety, COTR Inc. offers 14 attachments to embellish your saddle.
How is The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine Designed
The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was enrobed in flamboyancy, with a pearlescent saddle and vibrant accents. Pastel attachments glimmered with flecks of silver glitter, and a heavenly skyscape ornated the floor mat. A rainbow flogger dangled from the machine like a tail, which could be detached for punishing pleasure. It was as if The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine attended BronyCon and emerged a higher being. Perfection! The ergonomic design comfortably contoured to the thighs, and vegan leather cushioned the ride.
Review of the Quality
This Unicorn was fashioned from premium materials, which could pleasure passengers up to 400 lbs. The silicone base sturdied the steed during rough rides, and protected floors from scuffing. The silicone attachments were flexible and resistant to tearing. Though loud, that's to be expected from a motor of this magnitude. It's certainly not a toy to use while the in-laws are visiting... unless you're trying to prove a point, but that's none of my business. It'd be great for theatrics; but if you're wanting discretion, save it for a day when you're alone... and your neighbors are at work.
