We always design our machines to push boundaries, but hearing how much you love them never gets old. On May 8, 2026, Angela Kempf over at My Sex Toy Guide published her incredibly detailed, hands-on review of The Cowgirl Saddle, and her reaction left us absolutely blushing.
Calling it an experience that brings "the rootinest, tootinest orgasms to date," Angela dove deep into what makes our newest machine completely different from anything else on the market. If you have been on the fence about bringing a premium sex machine into your bedroom, her breakdown is a must-read.
The "Sexy Rocking Horse" Sensation
Right out of the gate, Angela noticed that The Cowgirl Saddle breaks the mold of traditional, static sex machines. “The Cowgirl Saddle is unlike any sex machine I’ve tried before,” she noted, praising its unique C-shape and self-rocking, anti-gravity swing.
She was initially curious if the forward-and-backward rocking motion would dilute the intensity of the thrusting, but found it did the exact opposite. Because of the tight curve of the saddle, leaning back kept the clitoral tapping sensation locked in snugly against her body, while the rocking motion organically changed the angle of G-spot penetration. The result? A highly dynamic, variable ride that standard machines simply cannot replicate.
Zero Hassle, Maximum Pleasure
Sex machines can be notoriously intimidating to set up, but Angela dubbed The Cowgirl Saddle "without a doubt, the easiest to use sex machine I’ve tried."
She specifically highlighted the luxurious unboxing experience and the brilliantly simple magnetic attachments. Instead of wrestling with complex mechanics, you simply unplug the top, snap in either the pink thrusting or purple vibrating attachment, and you are ready to ride.
"If you are the sort of person who has orgies, you need to have this in your life. Yes, this saddle is blazing, and it brings the heat."
— Angela Kempf, My Sex Toy Guide
Power That Speaks for Itself
During her testing, Angela was thoroughly impressed by how the machine balances intense power with smart, user-friendly design:
- Distinct, Layered Sensations: Whether you want the punchy, direct stimulation of the clitoral tapper or the deep rhythm of the thrusting attachment, all five speeds can be controlled entirely independently.
- Whisper-Quiet Engineering: Despite its "crazy power," Angela measured the sound levels between just 58 and 65 decibels, noting that tech-wise, very few brands can pull off that kind of strength with such immaculate sound control.
- Effortless Control: The front-facing button layout earned a "chef's kiss" for being perfectly reachable mid-ride, and she loved the addition of the fully rechargeable wireless remote for handing over the reins to a partner.
Ready to Ride?
Angela’s review confirmed it: The Cowgirl Saddle is the upgrade you’ve been looking for. Get the full spec rundown below and pick up your own to see how it brings the heat to your bedroom.
The Cowgirl Saddle
- Magnetic Fantasy Dock: Snap between attachments instantly to change sensations without tools.
- Stable Unicorn Stance: Rely on the wide 17.4” (441 mm) footprint to support vigorous movement without tipping.
- High-Capacity Frame: Ride with full body weight up to 220 lbs (100 kg) thanks to the reinforced ABS core.
- Silicone-Smart Surface: Glide comfortably on 100% silicone that warms to the body and resists slip.
- Dual-Mode Control: Adjust intensity via the saddle interface or the wireless remote to keep your focus on the ride.
A huge thanks to Angela for putting the Cowgirl Saddle to the test. Want to see her original deep dive? Read the full unboxing and review at My Sex Toy Guide.
