The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine + Le Wand Unicorn Vibrating Wand Bundle

Historically, ‘vanilla’ was just an ingredient in cookies and ‘vibrate’ was something industrial machines did. These days, however, ‘vanilla’ is a specific kind of sex and ‘vibrate’ is a thing bedroom sexcessories do to increase the overall pleasure potential. Indeed, over the last few decades the sexual landscape has completely sexuality. 

As you toss your 2022 paper calendar into the trash (good riddance! sayonara! adios!) amongst the condom wrappers, champagne foil, and tinsel, you’re probably thinking about what kind of energy you want to bring into 2022. This is the time of year when most people sit down and hammer out some New Year’s Resolutions, after all. (Though, let the record show a good reflect-and-resolve can be valuable any time of year).