10 Unique Kinky Positions to Try on The Cowgirl and The Unicorn

Ten kinky sex positions to try on a sex machine

10 Unique Kinky Positions to Try on The Cowgirl and The Unicorn

A set of handcuffs, well-timed “Daddy”, or lubed latex glove can kinkify any Cowgirl sex position. But kinky sex machine sex can get way more creative than just that. These 10 kinky sex machine positions prove it. 


Read now, orgasm and thank us for our kinkivity—that’s kink + creativity, get it?—later. 

Ten kinky sex positions to try on a sex machine: 1. Comfy Cowhuman

1. Comfy Cowhuman

The Cowgirl’s main claim-to-fame is it allows sex-havers to enjoy the rider-on-top posititon even if they’re single, or their lovers are far away. Fat activist Megan, founder and performer behind That Fat Babe offers a lower-body friendly twist on the classic receiver-in-control position: Comfy Cowhuman. 


Basically, just rider-on-top on the bed, to try it “place the machine close enough to the headboard so that when you’re facing the headboard, you can grab onto it for stability,” she says. The mattress will both protect your knees while you ride, while also quieting the noise of the motor. Meanwhile, “the headboard will allow you to take some of the weight off your knees, and get the leverage you need to achieve the rhythm that brings you the most pleasure.” 


Whether you’re putting on a show for someone on a different continent or in the same room, she recommends positioning them (or your camera) behind you. “If they’re behind you, they’ll be able to see your butt as you bump and grind.” Visually stimulating? You bet your cute butt it is! 

 

Ten kinky sex positions to try on a sex machine: 2. Lucky Lay

2. Lucky Lay

Long story short: Sometimes you don’t want to have to support your body while you get yours. For a lazier masturbation option, lay belly-down on the machine. Almost like reverse-missionary, this position entails straightening your legs out behind you and bringing your torso down towards the floor. 


Megan also likes to position the machine on the bed for this “because it’s more comfortable,” she says. But, another option is to surround the machine with pillows and blanket to create a little sex nest. 


“Experiment rocking your hips back and forth from your belly,” she says. Depending on the attachment, different angles could increase how much G-spot, P-spot, or clitoral stimulation you receive. 

 

Ten kinky sex positions to try on a sex machine: 3. Me, Myself, and Missionary

3. Me, Myself, and Missionary

“Most people are surprised to learn that you can actually tilt the machine down so the attachment is facing down and pressed against your body,” says body-positive pleasure expert Carly S., founder of Dildo or Dildon’t. The machine is heavy, but the weight actually mirrors that of a human partner, she says. 


To try it, simply lie on your back in your bed, and tilt the machine down towards your body. “What attachment is best for this position will vary based on your anatomy and stimulation preferences,” she says. So don’t hesitate to experiment!


If you enjoy vulva-stimulation, she recommends an external-only attachment like the Rawhide or Bareback. Just be sure to use a water-based lube to decrease annoying friction and increase pleasure. 

 

Ten kinky sex positions to try on a sex machine: 4. Solo Double Penetration

4. Solo Double Penetration

Raise your hand if you enjoy feeling full, stuffed, or gorged during sex. If your hands up, Carly S. recommends using the machine to explore double-penetration (DP). There are a few ways to do that. 


If you have previously used and enjoyed both anal beads and double penetration, she suggests trying The Buckwild attachment which tacks a six-bead string of six beads onto the Wild West attachment. 


If, however, you’re just beginning your DP journey, she suggests filling your vagina with Wild West attachment and bum with a beginner sized butt plug like the b-Vibe Snug Plug 1. Or, filling your back hole with the Lone Ranger and vagina with a vaginal plug like the b-Vibe Swirl Plug.  


She explains: “Even if you enjoy feeling full, your body is not a never-ending cavern. Meaning, there is a limit to what you can fit inside you,” says Carly S. “That’s why if you’re just starting to play around with double penetration, I suggest making sure at least one of the objects is pretty darn small.” 

 

Ten kinky sex positions to try on a sex machine: 5. Put Me In, Coach

5. Put Me In, Coach

If you and your playmate enjoy power-play, you’ll enjoy this kinky option. For this position, you’ll be riding the machine while your dominant partner—whether they’re with you IRL or URL—verbally guides you to orgasm. 


“Your partner could cue words of encouragement,” says Megan. “Or they might direct you when to increase the intensity.” 


If it’s within your personal pleasure preferences, you may agree to (try to) hold off on climaxing until your partner gives you verbal permission, she says. Hot, right? 

 

Ten kinky sex positions to try on a sex machine: 6. Blind-folded Boo

6. Blind-folded Boo

The only thing you need to try this saucy position is right in your sock drawer: A tube sock. 


If you’re riding the machine, consider tying a tube sock around your eyes, suggests Carly S. (Obviously, a sleep mask or actual blindfold will suffice, too). 


“Taking away the sensation of sight, will heighten all your other senses,” she says. Meaning, every buzz and rumble will feel that much better on your bits. 


She adds: Taking away sight will also create an element of surprise around where and how your partner is going to touch you while you ride, which will make whatever touch they do deliver even more delicious. 

 

Ten kinky sex positions to try on a sex machine: 7. Dueling Banjos

7. Dueling Banjos

Know all the words to Spongebob's F-U-N? Active on Twitch? Heart Eyes for your Nintendo? If so, this gamified option, courtesy of Megan, is perfect for you and your boo


Here’s how it works: “Position two sex machine so that when you and your partner ride simultaneously, you’re facing each other,” she explains. Next, swap controls and modulate each other's vibration, edging each other over and over until one (or both) of you orgasm. 


“In the game, the ‘winner’ is the person who orgasms last,” she says. “But really you’re both winners.”True


If you only have one machine, have one partner use a remote or app controlled vibrator like the b-Vibe Petite Rimming Plug,  or the We-Vibe Match, or the Lelo Hugo, instead. 

 

Ten kinky sex positions to try on a sex machine: 8. GangBang

8. GangBang

Love the idea of being filled, fucked, or fondled by two or more people at once? You’re not alone—more than half of the population does, according to research


The Cowgirl can either help you fulfill this fantasy by standing-in as a “third” with the help of the realistic attachment, Bronco.  “You can pretend the machine is you and your partner’s third,” says Carly S. 


Or, it can be used during a GangBang scene to elevate the experience, according to Megan. “You might, for instance, straddle the machine while wearing a blindfold, while the other participations take turns controlling the dials, touching your chest, pushing you down on the machine, or filling your other holes,” she says. 


Here, you’ll want to explain exactly what you’d like the scene to entail ahead of time. If, for instance, you’re OK with anal penetration but aren’t OK with double vaginal penetration (DVP), make sure your scene-mates know that. 

 

Ten kinky sex positions to try on a sex machine: 9. Goo-Goo for Ballgag

9. Goo-Goo for Ballgag

“The feeling of having all of your holes filled can be a really hot way to explore your more submissive side,” says Carly S. And it’s possible to achieve that even if you only have one partner (or one partner present). 


How? By pairing your Cowgirl with a ballgag—that’s any device that’s designed to be worn in the mouth to keep the wear-er from speaking. 


“Have your partner fit a ball gag into your mouth, then slide yourself onto one of the penetrative attachments,” says Carly S. “When you’re ready, have them entering your ass from behind, to fill your last available hole.”


It sounds obvious, but you won’t be able to verbally communicate with a ball gag in. Carly S. suggests establishing a non-verbal safeword system so you can communicate to your partner that you need to stop. “Tapping works well,” she says. “One tap on their thigh may mean slow down, while two taps mean stop entirely.” 

 

Ten kinky sex positions to try on a sex machine: 10. Hole, Shoulders, Cocks, and Toes

10. ‘Hole, Shoulders, Cocks, And Toes’

Using hands, filling holes, and getting creative is the name of this group-sex Cowgirl position. 


Here’s how it works: “Treat the group sex like a puzzle,” says Carly S. Keeping everyone’s personal preferences and boundaries in mind, “if you see an open hole or un-attended erogenous zone, fill or pleasure it,” she says. 


Sound too easy? “Group sex doesn’t have to be complicated, it just requires that the participants get creative,” she says. 

No Matter The Position, Practice After Care

Aftercare is the practice of checking in with your partner(s) emotional, mental, physical, and spiritual well-being after sexy time. “It’s also a time to have a conversation about a scene, chat through what did and did not work, and show each other that you care,” says Megan. 


Basically, aftercare is pillow-talk. And it’s something she says all pleasure-seekers should be engaging in after sex. No matter the toys used, positions explored, number of partners present, or orgasms had.